New He-Man Movie

topic posted Wed, March 2, 2005 - 5:03 AM by  Stuart
There's been rumours of a new He man Movie doing the rounds, if so who would you want to see as each character.
Here are some of my own suggestions!

Prince Adam/He-Man = Casper Van Dien
Teela = Elizabeth Berkley
Stratos - Wesley Snipes
Cyclops - Val Kilmer
Evil Lyn - Famke Jansen
Sorceress = Scarlett Jo'hanson (i kno i spelt that wrong!)
Skeletor = ?????????/
Princess Adora/She-Ra = Pamela Anderson (oh c'mon it's the big blonde hair!!!)
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Stuart
  • Re: New He-Man Movie

    Thu, March 3, 2005 - 12:15 AM
    OMG, Amy Joe Johnson can be Teela. She was a kickass pink ranger and I'm STILL in love with her!

    Christopher Walken can be Skeletor because quite frankly, he scares the shit out of me! lol

    Tyler Mane (Maine? Main?) as Beastman, is that typecasting?

    I can't see Mekaneck being anyone but Bruce Campbell.
  • Re: New He-Man Movie

    Thu, March 3, 2005 - 1:46 AM
    I'm glad someone agrees with me on Famke Jansen as Evil-Lyn - wouldn't she be the best evil lyn EVER!
    • Re: New He-Man Movie

      Thu, March 3, 2005 - 10:51 AM
      I don't know about the best ever, since that role was stolen by Meg Foster long ago ( I fell in love with her as Evil Lyn and thought she was one of the few well cast characters the first time). Famke would be pretty good though. And with the right costume and make up could be the best?
      • Re: New He-Man Movie

        Thu, March 3, 2005 - 1:35 PM
        I agree that Meg Foster was a great evil lyn - those eyes are so chilling! BUT the costume was nothing like it was meant to be - it was terrible, I know they have to take some creative licence but this movie was aimed at kids, skeletor and he-man looked fantastic - can't fault those at all, but teela, evil lyn and man at arms - APPALLING costumes. And don't get me started on the sorceress, they took a stunning sexy woman from the cartoon and turned her in to dorothy off the golden girls - shocking!
        • Re: New He-Man Movie

          Thu, March 3, 2005 - 4:55 PM
          Fukken Bea Arthur...she's ruined so many lives!

          It was HER fault that the Golden Girls didn't have a gay house boy named Coco!
          • Re: New He-Man Movie

            Fri, March 4, 2005 - 7:35 AM
            I totally agree, damn you bea arthur, now it had been up to Blanch Deveroe there woulda been a whole team of gay house boys!
            • Re: New He-Man Movie

              Fri, March 4, 2005 - 12:59 PM
              Are we still on the He-man Tribe? lol
              • Re: New He-Man Movie

                Fri, March 4, 2005 - 1:41 PM
                oi less of the cheek aiiiiiiiight! yeh we;re on the he-man tribe , what so no-one can make a down wit bea arthur joke? anyway...you're the one with the bunny ears on.. lol besides it aint like anyone seems to be bothered about makin any posts in reply to my topic is it!
                • Re: New He-Man Movie

                  Sat, March 5, 2005 - 11:01 AM
                  Oh no... Bunny Ears was being funny, I don't care what we talk about on this thing, besides, you're right it looks like the three of us are the only ones still active on this tribe.
                  Do you have any he-man concepts or redesigns of your own anywhere online?

                  ps. Rose had it all right!
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                    Re: New He-Man Movie

                    Sat, March 5, 2005 - 5:22 PM
                    lol that's ok I was just jokin wit ya, and damn right rose had it right - anyone from saint olav would do!!!
                    I have done some rough doodle sketches but i quite fancy having a crack at some image concepts for a new movie, i work as a costume designer/image designer anyway so figures it'd be a good thing to do - will try and fit some time in and get some done and scan em in for your opinions!!
                    How's this for an opening to the film...

                    'picture it...eternia...1928, a young sicilian woman by the name of sophia encounters a muscular barbarian by the name of he-man..,'
                    • Re: New He-Man Movie

                      Sat, March 5, 2005 - 6:41 PM
                      Sophia Patrillo meets He-Man?! OMG, I love you! LOL
                      • Re: New He-Man Movie

                        Mon, March 7, 2005 - 2:22 AM
                        HEy it doesn't stop there, skeletor has a new side kick in the form of Stanley Spornak!!

                        Oh and trust me - if you were livin nearer - I would be lovin you a whole lot more! ;o)
                        • Re: New He-Man Movie

                          Tue, March 8, 2005 - 7:00 PM
                          Ugh, you killed my Golden Girls hardon. Stanley was the bain of that show's existance! I know Dorothy was a woofer and everything, but how could she be attracted to him?! BLEARGH! Hair, no hair, mustache, no mustache... I fukken hated that dude.

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